Holiday: Biker Santa
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Biker Santa There will be a new sight on Christmas Eve, Stay up and watch...it's hard to believe!!!!!! Santa gave-up his sleigh full of loot, Fired his reindeer, and burned his red suit! He got rid of his elves and called Master Charge, Now he has an account, and boy is it large! He'll be buying all gifts for the rest of his years, Your stuff will say "K-Mart ," "J.C.Penney's," or "Sears!" He'd gotten a little behind the whole nation With home-made toys and deer for transportation. So forget feeding Rudolph, don't lay out the barley, 'Cause this year Santa rolls up on his brand new Harley! He's a biker now ,and it's a whole new racket, It says "Bad Ass Santa" on his black leather jacket. Mrs Clause is now his "Ol' Lady," They've got spikes on their helmets, And they look kinda shady! He's got a "chopper" with a "sissy bar," And his ol' lady now has a side car. He's really hip as he cruises around, With his "boom box" blastin, "Santa really gets down!" He's poppin' "wheelies" and stopping on dimes, Glad that he's finally caught up with the times. So, sit by your window, it's something you'll like, This modern day,Santa's on a shiny chrome bike! And you'll hear him exclaim as he rides out of sight, "MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!!!!! THIS SHIT'S ALLLLLLRIGHT!" |