Bad Pick up Lines: Calling home

Excuse me, do you have a quarter I can borrow? Wh

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Bad Pick up Lines: Calling home


Excuse me, do you have a quarter I can borrow?
What for?
I told my mother that I would call her when I fell in love with the girl of my dreams!
or
I want to call your mother and thank her for having such a gorgeous child!