Unsorted: Changes to the travel policy

********* CHANGES TO THE TRAVEL POLICY ******

Unsorted: Changes to the travel policy


********* CHANGES TO THE TRAVEL POLICY *********

Due to the current financial situation, changes will be made to the
Business Travel Standards and Procedures Manual. Effective Monday the
following revised procedures apply:

LODGING

All employees are encouraged to stay with relatives and friends while
on business travel. If weather permits, public areas such as parks
should be used as temporary lodging sites. Bus terminals, train
stations, and office lobbies may provide shelter in periods of
inclement weather.

TRANSPORTATION

Hitchhiking is the preferred mode of travel in lieu of commercial
transport. Luminescent safety vests will be issued to all employees
prior to their departure on business trips. Bus transportation will
be used only when work schedules require such travel. Airline tickets
will be authorized in extreme circumstances and the lowest fares will
be used. For example, if a meeting is scheduled in Seattle but the
lower fare can be obtained by traveling to Detroit, then travel to
Detroit will be substituted for travel to Seattle.

MEALS

Expenditures for meals will be limited to an absolute minimum. It
should be noted that certain grocery and specialty chains, such as
Hickory Farms, General Nutrition Centers, and Price Club, Costco,
Sam's Clubs, etc., often provide free samples of promotional items.
Entire meals can be obtained in this manner. Travelers should also be
familiar with indigenous roots, berries and other food sources
available at their destinations. If restaurants must be utilized,
travelers should use "all you can eat" salad bars. This is especially
effective for employees traveling together as one plate can be used to
feed the entire group. Employees are also encouraged to bring their
own food on business travel. Cans of tuna fish, Spam and Beefaroni
can be consumed at your leisure without the unnecessary bother of
heating or costly preparation.

MISCELLANEOUS

All employees are encouraged to devise innovative techniques in an
effort to save company dollars. One enterprising individual has
already suggested that money could be raised during airport layover
periods which could be used to defray travel expenses. In support of
this idea, red caps will be issued to all employees prior to their
departure so that they may earn tips by helping others with their
luggage. Small plastic roses and ball point pens, and other items
previously purchased as campus giveaways will also be
available to employees so that sales may be made as time permits.


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